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Theodore B Bressman wrote at 9:06pm on August 1st, 2006 When cars see my teeth in this picture, they start slowing down Delete

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 9:07pm on August 1st, 2006 When someone spreads my teeth on an english muffin in this picture, someone is like "I can't believe it's not butter!" Delete

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 7:12pm on December 10th, 2007 When someone combines my teeth with Blue, they get a twisted shade of green Delete

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 12:41am on January 9th, 2008 When someone urinates the color of my teeth, they know they're mad dehydrated Delete

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 3:29pm on January 29th, 2008 When someone sees my teeth in an office environment, they think it's a POST IT NOTE Delete

Gritz Schonberger wrote at 3:30pm on January 29th, 2008 When someone with your teeth is sick, they probably have YELLOW FEVER.

Gritz Schonberger wrote at 3:31pm on January 29th, 2008 When someone answers the phone in a real chauncey sort of way, they say the color of your teeth.

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 3:24pm on February 5th, 2008 When someone uses the color of my teeth as an adjective, they're referring to someone who's cowardly Delete

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 5:08pm on February 19th, 2008 When someone thinks of my teeth in relation to a song, they think of that sensitive song YELLOW by Coldplay Delete

Neeraj 'Richie' Banerji wrote at 3:59pm on February 26th, 2008 When I look at your teeth, I remember the OLD RABID DOG Travis shot at the end of the movie

Theodore B Bressman wrote at 2:52am When someone sees a man dressed in clothes the color of my teeth, they're usually rolling with Curious George