In the winter of 2004, a lot of people started calling me Cheddar Ted on account of my exceptional rapping abilities. It's a nom de guerre I didn't initially take to, but I'm really warming up to it now. This is the Blog of Theodore "Cheddar Ted" Bressman. You think you know, and you probably do.
I don't know what it is about this religious holiday, but it seems like every time I look up from an afternoon nap, it's FUCKING ASH WEDNESDAY AGAIN. If you were judging your life on Ash Wednesdays alone, the years would pass you by faster than Michael Johnson in his golden shoes.
But one good thing about Ash Wednesday is it means Lent has finally arrived! So everyone can take a break from boozing and chasing skirts for and engage in some well-needed introspection.
So what is the younger generation supposed to do?
Fucking Alors! Isn't that the MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION? Well, Mardi Gras's over, and the dust has settled. So even though there's always that little bro, perched on your shoulder, whispering with his sensual voice into your ear, try to brush him off.
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