Cheddar Gets Shanghai'ed

No, I'm not writing this from a remote location in the town of Asia after being kidnapped and taken on a two-week voyage across the Pacific Ocean! Actually, the biltong episode turned out well and I was offered a job teaching in Shanghai. I have to decide pretty soon if I'm going to accept. Blog, what's waiting for me around the red corner? What should I do? I think it's pretty hard to find servings of Gritz over there.

In other news, I just went to Dunkin' Donuts wearing a company zip-up sweatshirt. I thought the employees were going to let me hop behind the counter and serve some donuts like I did a few months ago, but it all ended up pretty awkward and it wasn't that funny. I then told Derver I wouldn't buy him coffee unless he also ate a Lemon donut, but he just wanted coffee, so I ordered him a medium coffee then looked at the cashier, chuckled creepily and said, "I'll have...a THE GREAT ONE!" I'm feeling a bit sick now, and I think my luck might finally be running out, but you know, I just can't change my style of play.

Get back to me about Shanghai, blog.

Love,
Cheddar